Celeb Quotes
when you break a girls heart its like
drowning a kitten. it really is. because
we love you so much and we snuggle and
we will nuzzle your neck and we'll paw your fat
belly. but the moment you break our little hearts,
we'll fucki ng kill you, man.
w o r d s o f w i s d o m f r o m t h e g r e a t K a t y P e r r y.
drowning a kitten. it really is. because
we love you so much and we snuggle and
we will nuzzle your neck and we'll paw your fat
belly. but the moment you break our little hearts,
we'll fucki ng kill you, man.
w o r d s o f w i s d o m f r o m t h e g r e a t K a t y P e r r y.
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HAHA!
HAHA!
ya dig?
Am I The Only One?
who thinks miley cyrus dresses l ike a hooker now
but thinks her songs are super catchy.
who thinks miley cyrus dresses l ike a hooker now
but thinks her songs are super catchy.
Happy Birthday Kevin Jonas!!!!!!
happpy birthday paul kevin jonas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
happpy birthday paul kevin jonas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Happy Birthday Kevin Jonas!!!!!!
happpy birthday paul kevin jonas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
happpy birthday paul kevin jonas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
MAKE THE TRUE PURPLE.
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10. Been asked to give a handjob/blowjob
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streakin
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Sat in the backseat with someone of the opposite sex
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( ik someone who has...)
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10. Been asked to give a handjob/blowjob
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streakin
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Sat in the backseat with someone of the opposite sex
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( ik someone who has...)
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
The greater your c a p a c i t y t o l o v e ,
the greater your c a p a c i t y t o f e e l t h e p a i n .
- J e n n i f e r A n i s t o n.
idunno why im wasting my time:)
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No one
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? like 2 days ago.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No its gross
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? balogna:)
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nah
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? fo show
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yeahh
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yeah
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? deff
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? frosted flakes:)
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? they dont rie.. there nike 6.0s
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? CHOCOLATE CHUNK<3
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? hair:)
15. RED OR PINK? red
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my nose ):
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Joshhua..
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? not really but i have nothing else to do.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Guitar Hero PJ pants and socks.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? rainbow!
23. FAVORITE SMELL? vanilla:)
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? granddmotherr.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? i looked up my husbands name:)
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? football!
27. HAIR COLOR? brownn
28. EYE COLOR? brown
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? i triedd
30. FAVORITE FOOD? pizzzzzzzzzzzzza
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? scary
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Proposal
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Hollywood Undead shirtt
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
35. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? ice cream
37. WHAT IS YOUR QUOTE? "HI im hunter! But you already knew that!
38.WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU HAVE? a laptop
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? nothing
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? nothing
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? jackass faggots:)
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? music and the sound of rain..
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? canada to visit my BEST FRIEND lillly:)
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? iddunnno
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? seattle
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? alot.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? friends.
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full
50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Taylor Launter, Jeydon Wale, Justin Bieber, Alex Evans, Dane Cook, 50 Cent.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No one
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? like 2 days ago.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No its gross
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? balogna:)
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nah
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? fo show
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yeahh
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yeah
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? deff
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? frosted flakes:)
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? they dont rie.. there nike 6.0s
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? CHOCOLATE CHUNK<3
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? hair:)
15. RED OR PINK? red
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my nose ):
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Joshhua..
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? not really but i have nothing else to do.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Guitar Hero PJ pants and socks.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? rainbow!
23. FAVORITE SMELL? vanilla:)
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? granddmotherr.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? i looked up my husbands name:)
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? football!
27. HAIR COLOR? brownn
28. EYE COLOR? brown
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? i triedd
30. FAVORITE FOOD? pizzzzzzzzzzzzza
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? scary
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Proposal
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Hollywood Undead shirtt
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
35. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? ice cream
37. WHAT IS YOUR QUOTE? "HI im hunter! But you already knew that!
38.WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU HAVE? a laptop
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? nothing
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? nothing
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? jackass faggots:)
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? music and the sound of rain..
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? canada to visit my BEST FRIEND lillly:)
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? iddunnno
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? seattle
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? alot.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? friends.
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full
50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Taylor Launter, Jeydon Wale, Justin Bieber, Alex Evans, Dane Cook, 50 Cent.
"is it weird that
signing boobs_____:
--is a part of my job?"
-Jack Barakat.♥(:
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