Mrs. Jones went to see her pastor at church one day. She said
"Pastor Peter I'm afraid my husband keeps falling asleep during
your sermans." The pastor smiled and said"when i give u the signal
poke your husband in the leg with a hairpin. So next Sunday in
church Mr. Jones started to doze off. The pastor said "Who is our
lord?" then he gave Mrs. Jones the signal and she poked her husband
who screamed "GOD". The pastor smiled and said correct Mr. JOnes.
Five minutes later Mr. JOnes started to doze off again. So the
pastor said "who is our savior?"then gave Mrs. JOnes the signal.
Mr. JOnes this time said"JESUS"The pastor smiled again and
said"right again Mr. JOnes. A few minutes later Mr. Jones started
to doze off again. So the pastor said "What did Eve say after
giving birth to their 19th child?" THe pastor gave Mrs. JOncs the
signal who poked MR. Jones in the leg. Mr. Jones screamed"IF YOU
STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BREACK IT IN HALF
AND STICK IT UP YOUR A**. The pastor smiled and said"amen to that
brother."