Quotes added on Saturday, March 20 2004

I hate it when people say that theyre in love when they dont even know what love is.
Me? .I'm in extreme like.
Watch you,on the one's and two's
Through a window in a well lit room
Become a recluse
And I blame myself cause I make things hard and your just trying to help
And when I wake up, your the first to call
This is one more late night basement song
And I'm so sore, my voice has gone to hell and this is one more sleepless
night
Because we don't believe in filler baby
If I could I'd sit this out
This is a lesson in procrastination
I kill myself because I'm so frustrated
And every single second that I put it off, means another lonely night I got
to race the clock
What say we go and crash your car
And every time I leave you go and lock the door
So I walk myself picking at a chip on my shoulder, I'm another day late and
one year older
it's failure by design

-Brand New
Failure by design
Husband shop


Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where women
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...

First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not
having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
they went.

Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder
what's further up?

Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! said
the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must
be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are impossible to please!"

© Rachel


amyy- u asked wut it means when simon said ur the black horse in this competition... it means that nobody is expecting him to win but he has a good chance to.
oNe WoRd-- DeScRiBeS mY lyfee-- yOoH'
I love him, Oh yes i do
Hes for me and not for you
And if by chance you take my place
I'll take my fist and smash your face

i lov u josh
"It's not always rainbows and butterflies,
It's compromise that moves us along." - Maroon 5
i cant describe this love fo you tha only thing i know iz tha itz true an wen tha sun goes away you brighten up tha rest of mah day.. i cant describe tha way i feel mah heart tellz me this love iz real.. you know tha wen all mah dayz an nitez are through ill still be loving you
we have a friendship that only we can understand
go on .. go on come on leave me breathless ..
The nite was dreary as the rain came down
she said lets go for a ride away from town
all thru the ride she had nothing to say
it was almost as if something stood in her way
then suddenly it came out of the blue
my parents said i have to break up with you
im sorry she said i cant pretend
my parents said our love must end
she took off his ring as tears came from his eyes
at the same time the fear of losing her began to rise
with tears threatening to fall he held them back
as he unconsciously parked the car on a railroad track
he wrote something on a piece of paper
he held her hand and said read it later
he always wished they would never part
he said in a sad voice you just broke my heart
she opened the door & walked out into the rain
thats when she saw the lights of the train
realizing too late what she had sighted
With the blink of an eye metal collided
all she could remember was blood running red
and someone saying im sorry hes dead
the ambulance sounded like an agony cry
then she read the paper and it said without you id die
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