Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD
choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't
down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find
First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than
having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I
what's further up?
Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they
Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What
be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
only to prove that women are impossible to please!"
amyy- u asked wut it means when simon said ur the black horse in
this competition... it means that nobody is expecting him to win
but he has a good chance to.