Quotes added on Tuesday, March 23 2004

-_Broken Glass_-
*Broken glass is like a shattered heart
*Broken glass is like all the tiny pieces, ripped apart.
*Broken glass isn't just broken glass, it's painful reminders and bad memories.
*Broken glass is like once beautiful roses, now black, withered, & crushed to dust.
*Broken glass is in a million pieces, representing the millions of tears you've shed.
*Broken glass is never a beautiful thing.
*Broken glass, can be pieced back together, like a broken heart,
*Alas, it will be forever changed.
-_All I Ever Wanted_-
*All I ever wanted was to be loved
*Beauty was far away from my mirror
*Darkness was my roommate at night
*My wrinkles express the victory I never won
*And my body reminds me of my exhaustion

*The sun won`t rise on my deck anymore
*And my empty house brings back no memories
*There will be no flowers growing
*My name is covered with shame

*The judges will execute the sentence
*And no lawyer will defend my cause
*My faith left my soul
*My heart is too weak to beat

*All I ever wanted was to have more time
*To fill my soul with hope
*To fight against the enemy in the battlefield
*And to see a flower grow again on my deck.
DiiS *LiiDdLe LaDii* NeEdS
a FeLLa Ta HoLd HeR TiiGhT
gEt iiT JuS RiiGhT--> dOnT
WaNt NoNe oF ThEsE PlAyAz
wHo ThiiNkIn tHey AlL hOt
ii JuS nEeD a ReAl BoY
wHo LuVz Me AloT
Fun At the Drive-Thru

Stand close to the speaker and yell your order,
using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the
patrons inside.

After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape.
Watch as customers and order- takers are unable to hear each other
and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

Speak a foreign language (make one up)
When the manager comes to the mic,
speak English and inquire as to why the order taker
had such difficulty understanding you.

Attempt to take the order-takers order
(Hi, may I take your order?) before they get a chance to take yours

Order confusing items, i.e.,
"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".

In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order,
then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind
you is handed 40 bags of food.

When you arrive at the window to pick up your food,
hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose
of it for you. Make sure it smells.

Drive through with a carload of naked people.

Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker
will think there is a problem with the speaker
and ask you to order at the window.
When you arrive at the window,
speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

Bring along a Mr. Microphone.
When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker
but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker
at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

Have a friend hide in the trunk.
When you approach the window to pickup your order,
have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

If you are a male, have a female friend place the order
by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker.
When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order.
See how many of the order-takers fellow employees
have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
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¤:•.-We PaRtY hArD, tAlK a LoT -.•:¤
¤:•.-WeRe ThE cUtEsT GrLz Da SkOoLs gOt -.•:¤
¤:•.-We GeT tHe GuYs U wIsH u HaD-.•:¤
¤:•.-wE lOoK sO gOoD, bUt AcT sO bAd -.•:¤
¤:•.-U wAnT mE wIsH nO mOrE -.•:¤
¤:•.-CuZ wERe Da cLaSs Of 2004! -.•:¤


put it in century gothic font it looks wicked cute!!
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a
nerd?"

Michael Jordan makes over $300,000 a game. That equals
$10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With
$40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day,
working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night
while vision of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make
$18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while
boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it
would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement
money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every
second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income
into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap
of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd
be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in
the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in
his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?
However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250
years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.
i dont get the jock or nerd one so sry if it is stupid
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¤:•.-We PaRtY hArD, tAlK a LoT -.•:¤
¤:•.-WeRe ThE cUtEsT GrLz Da SkOoLs gOt -.•:¤
¤:•.-We GeT tHe GuYs U wIsH u HaD-.•:¤
¤:•.-wE lOoK sO gOoD, bUt AcT sO bAd -.•:¤
¤:•.-U wAnT mE wIsH nO mOrE -.•:¤
¤:•.-CuZ wERe Da cLaSs Of 2004! -.•:¤



put it in century gothic font it looks wicked cute!!
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¤:•.-We PaRtY hArD, tAlK a LoT -.•:¤
¤:•.-WeRe ThE cUtEsT GrLz Da SkOoLs gOt -.•:¤
¤:•.-We GeT tHe GuYs U wIsH u HaD-.•:¤
¤:•.-wE lOoK sO gOoD, bUt AcT sO bAd -.•:¤
¤:•.-U wAnT mE wIsH nO mOrE -.•:¤
¤:•.-CuZ wERe Da cLaSs Of 2004! -.•:¤



put it in century gothic font it looks wicked cute!!
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