Quotes added on Monday, April 19 2004

STOP IMING ME TELLING ME IM "STEALING UR SHYT" CUZ IF I DONT RITE "DONT TAKE CREDIT" AT THE BOTTOM I PROBLEY DIDNT RITE IT SO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP
"Swing Swing"

Days swiftly come and go.
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone.
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall.

Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new

Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again.

Wish cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old,
They bend, they fold
and so do I to a new love.

Bury me
(you thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(away. away, away...)

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There is no "I" in *TEAM* but there's a "ME"

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A walk into barbershop to get her hair cut. So the barber sits her down on the chair, and gets out his clippers and stops for a moment and asks the to take off her head phones, but she says "I can't or else i will die." So he asks her again. But she says the same thing. So in his frustrasion he rips them off her head and she drops right on the spot. So in shock he picks up the head phones and puts them up to his ears and he hears "Breath in......Breath out.....Breath in....Breath out"

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Why go to high school when you can go to school high ?

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Your mom is like a hardware store..... 10 cents a screw!!

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"My Paper Heart"

Please just don't play with me My paper heart will bleed
This wait for destiny won't do
Be with me please I beseach you
Simple things, that make you run a-way
Catch you if I can

Tears fall, down your face
The taste, is something new
Something that I know
Moving on is, easiest when I am around you.

So bottle up old love,
And throw it out to sea,
Watch it away as you cry
Now a year has past
The seasons go

Please just don't play with me
My paper heart will bleed
This wait for destiny won't do
Be with me please I beseach you
Simple things, that make you run a-way
Catch you if I can

Waiting, day to day it goes through
My lips, are sealed for her
My tongue is,
Tied to, a dream of being with you
To settle for less, is not what I prefer

Summer time, the nights are so long
The leaves fall down, and so do I into
the arms of a friend
Winter nights
My bedside is cold, for I am gone
And spring blossoms you to me
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Been feeling so crazy lately
When it seems that you're not around
The sun and the moon shine bright
But my eyes are all yours now
Don't know hoe I'd live without you
I don't remember how it used to feel
Boy, I can't imagine if I had no you to hold me

Where would I go with no you to run to
No you to hold me when I am afraid
Where would I be with no you beside me
I ought to know that by now without you there's no me
Oh there's no me

Boy when I need you, you're always here
to play through the laighter, love through the tears
And when my heart seems so far away
into your arms is where I wanna stay
I try to find the wrods to tell you
All the thing's my heart's been telling me
I don't wanna know how it feels to have no you to love me....

(c) The music group ZoeGurl....ok, so maybe i changed it a bit.....
As the years have passed me by
I have laughed and I have cried
I have done so many things that I regret
And I have seen what it means
to take a stand and to believe
To hold every given moment close to me
But nothing compares to your love
the love you gave to me

Live life, live free
You cut the chains that once held me
You held the key, opened up eternity
Your mercy and sweetness when I felt so worthless
You broke down my walls and made me see

It's more beautiful than diamonds and pearls
More mysterious than when a boy meets a girl
It's deeper than an ocean of blue shining down just to reach to you
It's more heavenly than angels with wings
More musical than voices and strings
It makes you feel like dancing again, makes you want to sing.

(c) the musical group ZoeGurls....ok maybe i changed it a little....
The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as a meter moved from one side to the other above the shiny walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother!"

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