1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
been drinking? You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer
your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"