There was a zebra who wondered all his life wether he was a black
horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes. When
he died and went to heaven, he was standing at the gates and
decided to ask the guards if they knew if he was a black horse with
white stripes or a white horse with black stripes. When he asked
them they said,"Only God can answer that question." So the zebra
went to God and asked,"God, am i a black horse with white stripes
or a white horse with black stripes?" and God answered,"You are
what you are." The zebra still didn't know if he was a white horse
with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes so he
decided to go back to the guards to see if they could help him. He
told them what God said and they told him,"You're definitely a
white horse with black stripes, cuz if you were a black horse with
white stripes, God would've said "You is what you is mmmkk."