lol sry if this offends ne1
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. Suddenly she
stopped and stared at the ground. He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well,
that might be OK in California but we're not having any of that
s#!t in Texas!"