One day a girl finds a magic genie in a bottle. The genie tells the
girl that he will grant her one wish. She thinks really hard about
what her one wish will be. Finally, she gets out a map of the world
and tells the genie all she really wants is peace in all the mid
east countries. The genie says "lady, they've been fighting
forever, there's no way even a wish could make them stop. Is there
anything else you want?" So she says, "Well, i always wanted the
perfect man. One who could fulfill all my needs." The genie rolled
his eyes and said " Geez, give me the damn map."
lmao!!