Quotes added on Thursday, June 24 2004

There are three kinds of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't.
Since I know how much you love to read my away messages %n, here's one just for you! Feel special, don't you?
One day a girl finds a magic genie in a bottle. The genie tells the girl that he will grant her one wish. She thinks really hard about what her one wish will be. Finally, she gets out a map of the world and tells the genie all she really wants is peace in all the mid east countries. The genie says "lady, they've been fighting forever, there's no way even a wish could make them stop. Is there anything else you want?" So she says, "Well, i always wanted the perfect man. One who could fulfill all my needs." The genie rolled his eyes and said " Geez, give me the damn map."

lmao!!
I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs
Life is like a pool........... once you get in , it is cold, but you get used ot it
*A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no. She asked him if he wanted her, he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry, he said no. She turned to leave, he grabbed her arm and said..you're not pretty; you're beautiful. And I don't want you; I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die*
ur mommA so stupid..
-she tried 2 drown a fish
-she thought a querterback was a refund
-she got locked in a grocery store and starved 2 death
-under "education" on her job application she put "Hooked On Phonics"
-she tripped over a cordless phone
-she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept
-at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put " Aries"
-if she spoke her mind , she would b speechless
-she studied a blood test and failed
she thought Boiz 2 Men was a daycare center
-she sold her car 4 gas money$
-when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved
My fish drowned, brb


get it? fish cant drown..they swim underwater lol
Only in America do they leave the doors of the bank open, but chain the pens to the desk.

love this
What's up with America's obsession with shizzles? Next librarians will be saying, "be quizzle fo shizzle my little nizzles."
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