Quotes added on Sunday, July 18 2004

JuSt LiKe BrItTnEy..

EvEyTiMe i TrY to FlY
i FaLl WiThOUT mY wInGs
i FeEl sO sMaLl
i GueSs i nEeD u BaBi

---[[FrIeNdZ iNiTaLz]]---

bF4L-tOrI n JeSsI bF4l lusm

--I made ThiZ oRiginal-

<3 YaZ BrO0kE
GuYs CoMe n Go...But bEsTfRiEnDz sTaY n NeVa Go

---HoPe u LikE! i maDe iT---

x0-BroOkE

[]JeSsI n tOrI[] my bffl!! xoxo
3 muskiters. lolzl
Sry if thiz was up already i have a diff side of it but it is still funny!


Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll Bite n ill break it in half!''
The Teacher said that is correct good job.
Sad and broken hearted
Alone and discarded
Struggling for a place
Were I’m not just a face
Wished for someone
Instead, I got no one
To understand
What I have at hand
No one sees the real me
They don’t know what I can be
Forever lost
Just left to frost
As I cry frozen tears
For a long and many years
Nobody cares to look inside
Beyond these sad eyes
Words to humble to express how I feel
And so, here I am, before you I kneel
Lonely forever more
Would somebody please open their door
……… so I can come in
~Bre
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~
I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR hEaRt n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
~*If u mess with the best, you'll go down with the rest.*~
I kNo At GrAdUaTiOn DaY Im GuNnA CrY iTz b/C i nOe i FoUnD FrEnDz DaT R TrU TiLL i DiE
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