Quotes added on Sunday, July 25 2004

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wanna tell y0u that n0t all the qu0tes ii
put 0n here describe me..ii just get them
0ff a site and c0py them 0nt0 here f0r other
peOple t0o use..0kay..thank y0u ~»Cutie

here`s the quOtes:

Sometimes I look at you…
And you seem to be looking back at me…
But sometimes you look away…Like you're
afraid of what might happen if you stare
a *SeCoNd* longer..

*Sometimes the person you really
need is the one you didnt think you wanted..

Sometimes I look at you and wonder who you’re thinking of
...when you smile at me...
//out of the house
\\be home l8er
//call or leave 1
\\*xox <3

u can do different colors n stuf if u want~
Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I stay up and think of you...
And I wish on a star that somewhere you are
Thinking of me too...
you think you know me
but you only know
what i choose to show

all you see are smiles
but the truth is
im crying inside
Lets play //HoUsE\\
You b that *door*
And ill *s.l.a.m.* you all night!
Sometimes I feel like I'm just gasping for air
because my world is on my shoulders and any minute i will
But i cant, bcuz if I do no ones there to catch me bcuz im catching every one else.

100% oringinal

*livi* im me if u like it
What starts with an *F* and ends with a *uck*?

Fire truck!!!!!!!1 Ur bad u thought it was the other word!!
He doesnt even know Im there
He doesnt even know I care
He doesnt even know

100 oringinal
*livi* u can take but its not urs, its mine
40 Things Never Said By Rednecks

40. Oh I just couldn't. Heck, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
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