Quotes added on Tuesday, August 17 2004

now I know.:.:.:. love is only in fantasy :-(

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A wIzE mAn oNcE sAiD . . . . . . . . . . . "dont ask me...GO ASK A WOMAN"

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*Best when centered and ariel size 8*

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*Should be centered, in ariel font. Best when one bunny is pink and the other is blue*

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*Center it*

<< Wen we talk I wanna Scream >>
<< Wen we see each other I wanna jump >>
<< Wen we are not together im wishin we were >>
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People say love makes u do crazy things - maybe cuz the person ur in love with drives u crazy over them <3

THE BLONDE AND THE HORSE:


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throws herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As
her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune...............

Earl, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Blond Guy Joke

There are three blonde guys stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy
appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish.

The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, he is turned into
a brown haired man and swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one,
so instantly he is turned into a black haired man. The black haired
man builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the
previous two. The fairy turns him into a woman, and she walks across
the bridge.

Mary IN Religon Class:
One say in religion class mary was sleeping and the teacher asked her a question.
"Who made adam and eve"
Billy in back of her bokes her with a pencil. Mary shot up and yelped.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!"
"very good" the teacher replied
A little bit later she teacher asked mary another question.
"who is gods son"
mary replied after billy poked her with the pencil "jesus crist!!!"
the teacher sard "great, now class i bet mary knows what eve said after her and adam's 28th child"
billy poked her for the last time mary replied..
"IF U STICK THAT TRIMNG IN ME AGAIN ILL BREAK YOU AND IT INTO TWO!!"
and the teacher fainted