Quotes added on Monday, August 23 2004
Speak Your Mind And People Will Listen(or they'll throw you in a
dumpster)
~Words To Live By~
DREAMS
"A dream is in the mind of the believer,
and in the hands of the doer"
"You are not given a dream,
without being given the power to make it come true."
FRIENDSHIP
"A friend is someone who walks in when the
rest of the world walks out."
"True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare."
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend."
GOD
"God sometimes puts us in the dark for us to see the light."
"God is able to do immeasurable deeds."
"Where God guides, He always provides."
"God's help is only a prayer away."
"God without man is still God. Man without God is nothing."
"Prayer changes things."
LOVE
"Love is never having to say you are sorry."
"When you love a person, you are giving him,
the power to hurt you."
"Love is having to see more than what meets the eyes."
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
"True love is like ghosts,
which everybody talks about and few have seen."
THE FUTURE
"Heal the past; live the present; dream the future."
"Do not start today, with the broken pieces of Yesterday."
"Destiny is not a matter of chance.
It is a matter of choice: it is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be achieved."
LIFE
"Life will only come once, so make the most out of it."
"God didn't give us all things to enjoy life,
but life to enjoy all things."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"Mistakes are not intended to down us
rather they make us stronger."
DREAMS
"A dream is in the mind of the believer,
and in the hands of the doer"
"You are not given a dream,
without being given the power to make it come true."
FRIENDSHIP
"A friend is someone who walks in when the
rest of the world walks out."
"True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare."
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend."
GOD
"God sometimes puts us in the dark for us to see the light."
"God is able to do immeasurable deeds."
"Where God guides, He always provides."
"God's help is only a prayer away."
"God without man is still God. Man without God is nothing."
"Prayer changes things."
LOVE
"Love is never having to say you are sorry."
"When you love a person, you are giving him,
the power to hurt you."
"Love is having to see more than what meets the eyes."
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
"True love is like ghosts,
which everybody talks about and few have seen."
THE FUTURE
"Heal the past; live the present; dream the future."
"Do not start today, with the broken pieces of Yesterday."
"Destiny is not a matter of chance.
It is a matter of choice: it is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be achieved."
LIFE
"Life will only come once, so make the most out of it."
"God didn't give us all things to enjoy life,
but life to enjoy all things."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"Mistakes are not intended to down us
rather they make us stronger."
Call On Me
If one day you feel like crying...
Call me.
I don't promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away--
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you.
If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.
But if one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.
If one day you feel like crying...
Call me.
I don't promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away--
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you.
If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.
But if one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.
The Handyman
One day a woman came up to her husband and told him that the TV was broken and she was missing her shows.
"Does it say cable repairman anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said.
A few minutes later she came back and told him that the porch was breaking and it was dangerous.
"Does it say carpender anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said again.
A few minutes later she came back and told him the toilet was backed up.
"Does it say plumber anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she replied.
A couple of days later he went on a buisness trip.
When he came back he asked how things had been.
"Well," she said, "our neighboor down the street came over and fixes our TV, repaired our porch and unclogged our pipes."
"What did he ask for in payment?" he wondered.
"All he asked for was a chocolate cake or a kiss," she told him.
"What did you do?" he asked.
She looked at him smugly and said:
"Do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on my forehead?"
One day a woman came up to her husband and told him that the TV was broken and she was missing her shows.
"Does it say cable repairman anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said.
A few minutes later she came back and told him that the porch was breaking and it was dangerous.
"Does it say carpender anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said again.
A few minutes later she came back and told him the toilet was backed up.
"Does it say plumber anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she replied.
A couple of days later he went on a buisness trip.
When he came back he asked how things had been.
"Well," she said, "our neighboor down the street came over and fixes our TV, repaired our porch and unclogged our pipes."
"What did he ask for in payment?" he wondered.
"All he asked for was a chocolate cake or a kiss," she told him.
"What did you do?" he asked.
She looked at him smugly and said:
"Do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on my forehead?"
It Depends Whose Hands It's In
A basketball in my hands is worth about $19.
A basketball in Michael Jordan's
hands is worth about $33 million.
It depends whose hands it's in
A baseball in my hands is worth about $6.
A baseball in Mark McGuire's hands is worth $19 million.
It depends whose hands it's in
A tennis racket is useless in my hands.
A tennis racket in Venue Williams'
hands is a Championship Winning.
It depends whose hands it's in
A rod in my hands will keep away a wild animal.
A rod in Moses' hands will part the mighty sea.
It depends whose hands it's in
A sling shot in my hands is a kid's toy
A sling shot in David's hand is a mighty weapon.
It depends whose hands it's in
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in my
hands is a couple of fish sandwiches.
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in
God's hands will feed thousands.
It depends whose hands it's in
Nails in my hands might produce a birdhouse
Nails in Jesus Christ's hands will
produce salvation for the entire world.
It depends whose hands it's in
As you see now it depends whose hands it's in.
So put your concerns, your worries, your fears,
your hopes, your dreams, your families and your
relationships in God's hands because
It depends whose hands it's in.
This message is now in your hands.
What will YOU do with it?
A basketball in my hands is worth about $19.
A basketball in Michael Jordan's
hands is worth about $33 million.
It depends whose hands it's in
A baseball in my hands is worth about $6.
A baseball in Mark McGuire's hands is worth $19 million.
It depends whose hands it's in
A tennis racket is useless in my hands.
A tennis racket in Venue Williams'
hands is a Championship Winning.
It depends whose hands it's in
A rod in my hands will keep away a wild animal.
A rod in Moses' hands will part the mighty sea.
It depends whose hands it's in
A sling shot in my hands is a kid's toy
A sling shot in David's hand is a mighty weapon.
It depends whose hands it's in
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in my
hands is a couple of fish sandwiches.
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in
God's hands will feed thousands.
It depends whose hands it's in
Nails in my hands might produce a birdhouse
Nails in Jesus Christ's hands will
produce salvation for the entire world.
It depends whose hands it's in
As you see now it depends whose hands it's in.
So put your concerns, your worries, your fears,
your hopes, your dreams, your families and your
relationships in God's hands because
It depends whose hands it's in.
This message is now in your hands.
What will YOU do with it?
A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather
that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her
daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed,
the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother
of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be
frightened as she walked home from school, and she herself feared
that the electrical storm might harm her child.
Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little girl stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling.
Finally, the mother called her over to the car and asked, "What are you doing?" The child answered, "God just keeps taking pictures of me,"
Lord, help me to trust You as much as this little one, especially when the storms of life crash around me.
God Bless you today, whatever storm you are facing!!
Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little girl stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling.
Finally, the mother called her over to the car and asked, "What are you doing?" The child answered, "God just keeps taking pictures of me,"
Lord, help me to trust You as much as this little one, especially when the storms of life crash around me.
God Bless you today, whatever storm you are facing!!
Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it
was a "real hoot".
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair dryer at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say, "Fine you pay!" Then leave.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair dryer at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say, "Fine you pay!" Then leave.
