There once was a man.
He found a golden lamp and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and said, "You have three wishes."
The man said, "O.K, 1st wish is I want a mansion."
The genie gave him a mansion.
The man's second wish was $1,000,000.
The genie gave him $1,000,000.
The genie said, "You have one more wish."
The man said, "I wish to be White, Tight , and out of sight!"
The man turned into a tampon.....=]