These are actual things that people have said for insurance
claims......
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree
I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
intentions.
I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put
my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times
before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I hade been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home, as
I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision
and I did not see the other car.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my
universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper on the car in front, I struck the
pedestrian.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and
vanished.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over
him.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
roof of my car.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat,
found that I had a fractured skull.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car
with a big mouth.
I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in
a ditch by some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out
of its way, when it struck the front end of my car.
I had been drivng for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and
had an accident.
As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a
place where no stop sign ever appeared before. I was unable to stop
in time to avoid the accident.