Quotes added on Monday, February 28 2005

'Sometimes I think of letting go and never looking back
And never moving forward so there'd never be a past..'
We got the four letters
when it comes from the heart
its more pleasure
No one's a virgin, life screws us all ..
'only the good die young'
R.I.P. MVT
A TOOTHBRUSH SALESMAN

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn''t such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, ?Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That''s not enough?
So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, ?Look, you''re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.?

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says ?Free chips and dip? A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, ?This tastes like crap.?

And the salesman replied, ?Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush??
"im shining like a candle in the dark wen you tell me that you love me"
1. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
2. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
3. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
5. If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
8. If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his trousers?
9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
10. Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you can't get someone out of your mind
maybe they are supposed to be there...
If you can't get someone out of your mind
maybe they are supposed to be there...

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If you can't get someone out of your mind
maybe they are supposed to be there...

<< in black color [ put 'get' in blue] in arial 8>>>
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