A TOOTHBRUSH SALESMAN
A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an
advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn''t
such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The
next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five
hours later he comes home and says, ?Man, I only sold one
toothbrush. That''s not enough?
So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe
those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two
toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says,
?Look, you''re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a
gimmick or something.?
So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally
comes up with one.
So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign
that says ?Free chips and dip? A guy walks over and puts the chip
in the dip and says, ?This tastes like crap.?
And the salesman replied, ?Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush??