Quotes added on Wednesday, March 2 2005

IMPOSSIBLE IS JUST A BIG WORD THROWN AROUND BY SMALL MEN WHO FIND IT EASIER TO LIVE IN THE WORLD THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN THAN TO EXPLORE THE POWER THEY HAVE TO CHANGE IT. IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT A FACT. IT'S AN OPINION. IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT A DECLARATION. IT'S A DARE. IMPOSSIBLE IS POTENTIAL. IMPOSSIBLE IS TEMPORARY.

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING

<3 this quote
-:-i tear out my heart and soe myself shut
my weakness is that i care too much...-:-
I don't want to see you today because
I'm s i c k and tired of p r e t e n d i n g
that everything ok ... [again]
What comes around...
>goes around<
[({K.a.R.m.A})]
>> They'll get yours...
e d u c a t i o n ...
I'm going to be 'something' -someday-.
>>.[DON'T WORRY].<<
Whenever you look me in the >>eyes...
it means || nothing ||.
Can't you see the p-a-i-n?
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:

"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your..........apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the........apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that......it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
AnD I aLmOst hAd yOu>>>I jUsT wiSh YoU woUlD'vE lOvEd mE tO....
u run your fingers through your hair and bat your eyelashes so many times a day im suprised you're not bald and blind..
[((gEt ThA pIcTuRe))]
~*nOt eVeRyOnE lIkEs a sHo oFf*~
friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men
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