Quotes added on Tuesday, May 31 2005

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw
"We have art to save ourselves from the truth."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa
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