Quotes added on Thursday, June 23 2005

1. Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
your kisses make me quiver
and your touch makes my body shiver
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it
just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there
I know i've done a lot of stupid things,
but falling for you was one of the dumbest things i've ever done </3

IM me at
fallin xo for xo you
if ya wanna
Did you know... *kissing is healthy?
*Bananas are good for period pain
*Its good to cry
*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
*Lying is actually unhealthy
*Only apply mascara to your top lashes
*Its actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
*Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
*Chocolate will make you feel better!
*Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.
*A good friend never judges.
*A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any
*Boys arent worth your tears
*Dont we ALL love surprises!!
All my life I've been sorry for something
Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste
All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry
But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes
As we lay there staring up at the stars….
I started to think….
Do you love me as much as I love you?
As you ran your hand through my hair I looked up at u…
And as I looked up u said to me “I love you”
And from that moment I knew….
I knew no other girl could take you from me…
B/c you loved me as much as I love you….
Im TiReD oF pReTeNdInG... I dOnT lOvE u AnYmOrE!
_*_Yeah it's so complicated, I love then I hate it-I'm laughing you're crying, you're living, I'm dyin'-I know you aint a liar but you don't tell the truth-And you're walkin on a wire wearing someone else's shoes-If you're handing out misery I'll be the first in line-If you're the death of me darlin' I wanna die_*_
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