Quotes added on Monday, July 11 2005

Sk8r bois, hott chicks,
me and my friends doin tricks,
school sucks but we got to go back,
some will play ball, and some will run track,
but us sk8rs will always sk8,
and the sexi chicks will always date,
The gay @$$ drama will start in our hallz,
b!+<#3$ talk $#!+ cuz they aint got ballz,
but they need to say their $#!+ to my face,
ill take them on anytime any place,
And in the year of 2008,
we will be the ones to graduate,
we will feel like the best and you will all kno,
we're really the class you cant control,
us sk84 guys will feel fly,
when we skate our whole life until we die,
Moms will be p!$$3d
and we'll all be missed
but it will be ok cuz it was our fate,
to skate always, and always to skate
--*A yo this is my life
And its a battle within
And this is my life
And its about to begin*--
Cheerleading isnt jst standing around
Cheerleading isnt jst scream
Cheerleading is a sport
1) yu sweat like any other sport
2)if it so girly why is everyone not
3)flyers get thown up in the air yet football plays wear helments?
4)everything is a sprt if u have to pratice

so now is cheerleading a sport ya it is everysport is on t.v nd cheerleadin is...not everybody on the team is stuck up 2.
T-Trainng all months for the big day
A-all the won races
C-caflul when u jump
K-KICK a** sport
SkateBording
not only my
sport but its who i am
nd what i love to do

hey people we need more skateboreding qoutes
Celebrate we will
because life is short
but sweet for certain.
let's become little old ladies together-
we'll stay up late looking at old pictures
telling "remember when" stories, and
laughing till our sides ache.
Let's become eccentric together-
the kind of old ladies who take long walks
wear silly hats, and get away with acting
outrageous in public places. And if anybody
should ask how long we've been friends
we'll say, "Oh, forever - since before
you were even born!" Let's become little
old ladies together- because a friendship
that's as special as ours can only grow
better through the years <3
"what if the world were
a little more perfect? "
A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
you say hey
And inside me i'm screaming I LOVE YOU
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