Quotes added on Monday, September 5 2005

you never get over some one if
you truely loved them
you just learn how to deal with it

Unleash the drama
one some one who cares

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Redneck Jokes

Redneck Anthem
You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

A cop pulls over a redneck. The redneck says, "Officer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"

You might be a redneck if...
your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if........
you think brim and bass is seafood.

You might be a redneck if........
you let a bald man borrow your comb.

You might be a redneck if........
you let a hitch hiker babysit.

You might be a redneck if........
you lay in bed with your fishin pole and lures.

You might be a redneck if........
you play strip poker in the nursing home.

You might be a redneck if........
you sleep in a room with 3 or more LOADED guns.

You might be a redneck if........
you tell your wife you love her over and over....well you tell her until she puts down the butcher knife!

We're Going down down
In an earlier round
And sugar we're going down swinging!

I dont wanna be your #1
being #1 means theres a 2 and 3
I Wanna be your ONLY one!

I wish you would come over to me right now!
So i could SLAP YOU for what you did.

Friends
B4
Boyfriends!!!!

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When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little insight will make this right
It’s too late to fight
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.

Now I’m on my own side
It’s better than being on your side
It’s my fault when your blind
It’s better that I see it through your eyes

All these thoughts locked inside
Now you’re the first to know..

all american rejects "it ends tonight"

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through..

move along-all american rejects