Emily: I HATE LITTLE KIDS!!!
Tanya: Why??
Emily: THERE IS A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!!!
Tanya: What??
Emily: LITTLE KIDS ON BUS... FE FI FO FUM.... SNAKE IN MY
BOOT... I HATE THE PERSON THAT CREATED TOY STORY!!!
LOL emily... the story is little kids on bus were saying stuff from
toy story... and getting on Emily's nerves!! lol funny funny
times!!!
Baby:
ii love you with all my heart. i dont rele know wat i would do
without you! weve been through thick and thin! and its amazing we
have lasted this long..ii wanna spend the rest of my life with you
by my side forever and ever! xoxo
Once upon a time a blonde joined her local library. After hours of
indecisive browsing she finally chose a book and rushed home
excitedly to read it. Several days later, she returns and, slamming
the book angrily onto the counter, exclaimed, ‘This book is
really boring. It had too many characters and far too many numbers.
Give me something more interesting.’ At that the librarian
turned to his colleague and happily announced, ‘Hey Bill stop
the search - we’ve got the phone book back!’"
I have nothin against blondes lol i just thought it was funny!