Quotes added on Tuesday, November 1 2005

&& somethinq tells me
your the one that
i'll never forget
im tugging at my hair,i`m pulling at my
clothes, i'm trying to keep my cool i know
it shows, i'm staring at my feet,my cheeks
are turning red ,im searching for the words
inside my head ; cause i'm feeling nervous
trying to be so perfect cause i know you're
worth it, you're so worth it..
(Both Dawsons Creek)

And it sucks because I know he's out there falling in and out of love with girls...that aren't me."

You know,I used to spend every day thinking about
you and dreaming about you. Andd every tiime you
walked by I lost mysellf,do yu know what that feels
like? No,you couldnt possiblyy knoww what it feels
like to have that person not have the same feelings
back. Look,I'm sorry if you miss the way I looked at
you, but I don't miss thee way you never lookedd at
me -- Dawson`s Creek <33333
Listen to your heart
When he's calling for you
listen to your heart
There's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're goin
And i don't know why
But listen you your heart
Before you tell him good bye!!!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party...
...for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place.

They ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.

There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with his very angry wife standing in the doorway, wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails, and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I am a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah..... Not if I am gonna have to explain it five times."

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
my life jumps around like a 5 yr old on a trampoline..you never know where youre gonna land but nobody promised a soft landing.
it just so happenss
that i fell in love
with y o u h <33_<3
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