Quotes added on Friday, November 25 2005

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock

KiSS ME
CUT ME
THEY BOTH HURT THE SAME </3

THE PHOTOGRAPHS TORN UP ON MY FLOOR SHOW THAT i CAN'T MOVE ON FROM THE PAST .. SO JUST ELiMiNATE EVERYTHiNG THAT HAS TO DO WiTH YOU </3

I like LA. LA is cool, but it ain't like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up here. But LA is cool. It's more like a big office. It's work and you work, and you're meetin' people all the time, but it's more like acquaintances than friends and stuff.
Chris Tucker

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
Chris Tucker

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.
Chris Tucker

Ya all man! Hows it hanging? Down and a little to the left man.
Chris Tucker

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
Chris Tucker