Quotes added on Thursday, February 2 2006

an apple a day keeps the doctor away....but if the doctor is cute SCREW THE FRUIT!!!

We get 2gether.... i almost but didnt cheat on u cuz u loved me so much and i love u sooooo much... u hear a rumor that i cheated and was writtin love letters 2 some1 else.......so u break up w/ me and i feel like i can breath agin but then i hear that u only broke up w/ me cuz i cheated and i never did cheat on u and if u give me another chance u will c that i never will! and i just wanted 2 kno if u would give me another chance 2 get 2 b w/ u cuz ur the 1 that makes me happi!
Have you ever wondered about these things...?

Can you cry underwater?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
So talk down to me again
remind me of how pathetic I
am &&* how perfect you are
No matter how much time
goes by, you'll never forget the
first time he looked at you &&* how
you fell in love with his eyes
I hate going to bed.
that`s the time
when i can`t get you
out of my head
&&i tricked myself again
thinkin you were my best friend
Turns out im in l-o-v-e
with a friend who doesn't love back
Girl: I like him
Friend: You do, really?
Girl: Yeah
Friend: Why?
Girl: Are you serious? Have you seen him smile?
Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too
Girl: He does? How do you know?
HIM: Because I know your friend's password

He's the kinda guy
that makes you love your name
just because of the way he says it<3
I'm not perfect, is that a big deal?
So i dont have flowing blonde hair, and blue eyes.
But i am me & thats it.
I dont have "the body" or the perfect personality,
but who cares?
Im not "wicked hott" & im not perfect,
I am me, & thats all, all i will ever be.
'Cuz if you not appreciatin
Then ill just be sayin
I'm not changing
Not for some stupid boy
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