He's teaching her arithmetic,
he said it was his mission,
he kissed her once,he kissed her twice and said,
now that's addition.
And as he added smack by smack,
in silent satisfaction,
she sweetly gave the kisses back,
and said now that's subtraciton.
He kissed her-she kissed him,
without an explination,
together they said..
that's multiplication.
Then Dad appeared upon the seen,
he made a quick decision,
he kicked that kid three blocks away,
and said that's long division.
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