Quotes added on Monday, December 4 2006

&&[T]onight I Know I'll M.i.s.s You [&&] Tomorrow Will Be The Same
&heart; CAMPBELLS Tomato Soup PoSSiBiLLiTiES mmm mmm good!! ♥
((shedropsthefakesmile))
As a |t|e|a|r| falls down her cheeks
and she whispers to herself..
i.cant.do.this.anymore
Theres a |r|a|i|n| that will never stop F.a.l.l.i.n.
There a ((wall)) that I tried to take down
What I shoulda said just wouldnt [(pass]) my lips
So I held back and now we've come to this
And it {too} late now
Chanukkah is almost here
&& everyone keeps asking
me what i want. truth is
i don't want anything or
anyone but you... x3


for all jewish people
because there are no quotes for our holidays
Im jewish...
So what though...
IM THE COOLEST JEW YOU'LL
EVER MEET =]

i say it all the time
those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it


- i forgot who said it, i learned it in judaica
So yeah, hannukah is on the way, && our holiday may b a little different for instance no kissing under no mistle toe, no santa clause, no sleepin && waking up bright and early to see a gazillion presents, no christmas tree, no decorating much, we dont get as much as you people do. but we do have thinks that u will never have <3


chanukkah hanukkah hanukah hanukka chanukka
however u wanna spell it.....
Put on your yamulke
It's time for Chanukah
Once again it's onaka
The miracle of Chanukah
Chanukah is the Festival of Lights
One day of presents?
Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights
But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
So here comes number three
Ross and Pheobe from friends say the Chanukah blessing
So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael London never mix meat with dairy
Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie?
We;ve got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow
I'm Jewish
Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca
Celebrates Chanukah
Osama Bin Laden
Not a big fan of the Jews
Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish
Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision
But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision
Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner
Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her
There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school
Hey, Natalie Portmanika?
It's time to celebrate Chanukah?
I hope you get an abtronika
On this joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika
And soil your long Johnikas
If you really, really wannaka?
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,...
Happy Chanukah!



ADAM SANDLER <3
yeah im jewish but i still find it funny =]
love me or hate me that is the question
love me or hate me still an obsesion
if you love me then..thank you!
but if you hate me then fu*k you
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