Quotes added on Tuesday, December 12 2006

We Were Meant For EACHOTHER...
<UR NAME> <3 <HIS NAME>
L O V E.....wHen u walk all the way across the classroom 2 sharpen ur pencil in order 2 c him nd then realize ur pencil is mechanical .....
cross my heart && hope to die
y o u r l o v e i s j u s t a n o t h e r l i e .
If you want me to fall for you, then you've got to give me something worth tripping over.

*UNDERLINE*
ME, YOU AND WORTH TRIPPING OVER
^ put in pink^
If you want me to fall for you, then you've got to give me something worth tripping over.
*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
*~THE FARTY LIST~*
SILENT BUT DEADLY FARTY-this is the kind of fart when you hear nothing but 2 seconds later everyone is knocked out.

BIG FART LITTLE SMELL FARTY-this is the kind of fart that makes the noise of an earthquake but has little smell

EGGS &MEAT FARTY-this is the smell that smells like rotten eggs if you have eaten the following:
brocli,califlower,eggs,and steak.(forgive me if i forgot some.)

WET FARTY-the kind of farty that when you do it it feels like you had diaria but when you chek nothing is there

This is my list of types of farts.next time you pass gas in class call out the name of a person sitting near you and people will think she/he did it!!!
I'll have everything I ever need.
Carrying your love with me.
George strait
He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the last rose died.
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