Quotes added on Friday, December 15 2006

There once was a dog
Sitting on a log
Along came a crayfish
And bit off his..

Cocktails and sausages
Are 2 dollars a glass
If you dont like it
I'll shoove it up your..

Ask me no questions
And I'll tell you no lie
I once saw a policeman
Pull down his flies.. :D
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17. Hi :)
its so confusing wen u never think of some1...
and then all of a sudden u cant get them off ur mind
its like one of those ppl u never rlly liked
not as a friend or nething
then all of a sudden it all just ChAnGeS
i guess OpPoSiTeS d0 AttRaCT
hes one of those guys that wen u tell ur friends u like him they go "uhhh why??"
but at the same time... u dont even no urself
ok so ive only known him for a lil while
we only hung out a couple times
but this lil while and those couple of times
were the best ones of my life
about 75% irish...
100% CRAZY
if u love me y u left me ?
if u hate hate me then why the hell are u still here?

i broke a guys heart.
GOD why do parents SUCK!!!!
surfing....the only thing that keeps me sane
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