Quotes added on Thursday, December 21 2006

Sorry
i am not here cuz im practicin MAVIS BEACON
your just jealous cuz im a better typerer than you.

Friends

One day when you feel alone
Remember i'm at the end of a phone
I love you loads
And that must show
I want to let all the world to no
I have a friend, that is you
I love you for all you do
Your face so sweet and your heart so gentle
Keeping me together when i'm going mental
Telling me you love me and that you hold me tight
Being there for me even in the night
Thank you friend you mean a lot to me
Maybe now you'll see
How much you mean to me

Useless inventions
1. Non stick Cellotape - it exists !!!!!
2. Solar Powered Flash Light
3. A black highlighter pen
4. Glow in the dark sunglasses
5. Inflatable Anchor
6. Smooth Sandpaper
7. Waterproof sponge
8. Waterproof Teabags
9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
10. Fireproof Matches
11. Fireproof Cigarettes
12. Battery powered Battery Charger
13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
14. Hand powered Chainsaw
15. Inflatable Dartboard
16. Silent Alarm Clock
17. A Pedal powered wheelchair
18. Braille Drivers Manual
19. Double sided playing cards
20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

&&iv never felt this way about anyone before him
im always daydreaming about waht would happen if me & him were actually together,
hes the last thing i think about before i go to bed,
and the first thing i think about when i wake up,
i dream about him,
hes the first person i look for when i walk into a room
everytime i even just see him i get a smile on my face
&&everytime i talk to him or feel his touch i get those fairytale butterflies, the smile that never goes away &&the feeling that everything is ok

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

&&everytime i mention your name someone gets a weird look on their face or says something bad about you;;but i dont get what they see;;i see a sweet,loving, caring, funny guy that makes me smile and laugh no matter what && when i try and explain that to them, they dont understand;; &&it makes me wonder, am i the only one you show this side to?? or am just the only one who looks deep enough to see it??

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference