Quotes added on Wednesday, February 21 2007

The only people you need in your life are.. the people who prove they need you in theirs
96% of teens wont stand up for god
repost this if u r 1 of the 4% who will
*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
There once was a bear&& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."
He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the las rose died.
He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the las rose died.
Near to the door
he paused to stand
as he took his class ring
off her hand
all who were watching
did not speak as a silent tear
ran down his cheek
and through his mind
the memories ran
of the moments they walked
and ran in the sand hand and hand
but now her eyes were so terrible cold
for he would never again
have her to hold
they watched in silence
as he bent near
and whispered the words..
"I LOVE YOU" in her ear
he touched her face and started to cry
as he put on his ring and wanted to die
and just then the wind began to blow
as they lowered her casket
into the snow....
this is what happens
to man alive.....
when friends let friends....
drink and drive.
When you love someone and you know he loves you back
It kills because you never know when that love will end
Teacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Girl: I thought a whale's mouth waasn't big enough to swallow a person.
Teacher: Well, maybe it wasn't a whale, but the Bible says it is.
Girl: Im going to ask Jonah when i get to heaven.
Teacher: Maybe Jonah went to hell.
Girl: Then will you ask him for me?
As you left
&& walk out the door
my life suddenly seemed...
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