Lindsey Meeks: So you don't have a cell phone, a pager, a
blackberry nothing? What if some sudden crisis occurs like your
father has a heart attack or something?
Ben: My father died two years ago.
Lindsey Meeks: Oh, I'm sorry.
Ben: No, actually I just found out this morning so it's been a
rough 24 hours. You know, maybe I should get a cell phone.
-fever pitch