Quotes added on Wednesday, May 16 2007

Nature's calling and I'm responding!
me&&(sport or name here)
GO TOGETHER LIKE
MILK && COOKIES
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die
Before you do
I'll go to heaven
And wait for you
I'll give the angels
Back their wings
And risk the loss
Of everything
Just to prove
My friendship is true.
(friends names or intials here)
save an egg.
crack a smile.
not even KODAK
can capture
out moments

(friends initals here)
I wAs FiNe BeFoRe YoU wAlKeD iNtO mY lIfE
What Good Girls/ Bad Girls would Do!

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
When PuSh comes to ShOvE you taste what your made of...You get MaD you get StRoNg wipe your hands ShAkE it off then you STAND.
EvErYtImE you get UP and get back in the race...one more small piece of you starts to f a l l into place.
ShOrTiE gOt ClAsS...OOOHH BEHAVE
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