Quotes added on Sunday, June 10 2007

hey hey you you i dont like your gilfriend! NO WAY NO WAY! you knw it's nt a secret! hey hey you you i want to be your girlfriend

A man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

"Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

What Women want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

Now what? We're through. Im done, with you.
You ripped my heart, and tore it in two. I'm so dam*n happy you're not coming back. So get your clothes, get ready to pack. I never want to see you again, I guess you can say that this is the end.
Hate them boyz.

Only one thing left to say about school..........
....................................................................................................SCHOOL'S OWTTT!!!! =-]

oo o00o
('') o('')o
' x ’ 'x '
/\ /\

Oh, thinking about all our younger years,
There was only you and me,
We were young and wild and free.
Now nothing can take you away from me.
We’ve been down that road before,
But that's over now.
You keep me coming back for more.



Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven.

-Heaven

* * *DJ Sammy* * *

im done with guys
and their stupid little lies
telling me im beautiful and they love me
but i guess im just not good enough for you
and i dont care
cuz im not changeing for you
i am who i am
im strong and confident
and belive in many things
you broke me down
but now im stronger then ever
so dont tell me you love me
dont call me baby
cuz i dont want to hear it

and this time im not turning back
you had your one last chance
dont come back asking again
cause no matter what
the answer is no