Quotes added on Friday, August 10 2007

Why Is Love SO Hard...

But Hate Is SO Easy?
Hello, I'm Mike Meader. Well I am about to tell you a true, sad, funny, happy, flirty, sassy, sexy, inspirational story about my break up. My girlfriend Susan Harmon. Well I'm a nerd and I have been going out with Susan for 5 days and I already want to break up with her!I love my laptop. I am a nerd and I love Madison Brittany Bell. She is the love of my life. She is so hot. I need advice on what 2 do w/ her. please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO 4 real. I dont want to tell her to her face and I love madison so much. SHES SOO FAT, but every time she gets in that bikini and her fat starts to jiggle like in Norbit, I love her even more. I start to drool. I love her celulite and eyes. My parents and friends think I am still with Susan but I'm really with Mrs. Stemper. She's holding me hostage...she doesnt want me to go out with Madison cause since the moment i threw a pencil at her A** she fell in love with me. But i will never, ever be in love with her. I love Madison and I will forver more! That's my love story about Madison, Susan, and juggly Mrs. Stemper. THANKS GIRLFRIEND! BYE!
Hold on tight
Its a roller coaster ride we're on
So say goodbye cause
We won't be back again
Up and down
You're all around
Say goodnight and goodbye
-Jonas brothers (goodnight and goodbye)
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah with you, yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
-4ever (the veronicas)
tell your pants its not polite to point!
(sorry if i copied of of anyone, i saw it on another website)
make it cute**
Its so much easier to lie
then to explain my feelings
for him
All i want is for him to need me
as much as i need him...
nd they always try to [f.i.x] you..
when ur n0t broken-
yet when ur heart is ScReAmInG..
noone seems 2 notice..
x0xj.enn.ix0x
&& honestly i couldn't tell u
what it wuz..
but i do know one thingg..
it wuzn't ♥luvve♥
..j.enn.i..
things happen for a reason right?
well this better have a good explanation
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