Quotes added on Wednesday, August 29 2007

i guess the reason we hold on to memories so tight is because we dont want to forget them or the person we already lost

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to not go to those places

I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to not go to those places

while me and my girls
be shakin our hips
there be them boys
lickin their lips

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

ThE sPaCEs bEtWeEn oUr FiNgErs WeRE mAdE sO AnOTHeR pErSons fInGeRS coUld fIlL ThEm!