Quotes added on Sunday, January 6 2008

If it's not love, then it's the bomb that'll bring us together.
- The Smiths
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
-Voltaire
Every joke is a tiny revolution.
-George Orwell
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
-Voltaire
I always made one prayer to God, which is extremely short. Here it is: "O my God, make our enemies quite ridiculous!" God granted it.
-Voltaire
Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
-Voltaire
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-Winston Churchill
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
- John Adams
We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.
-Will Rogers
This island's been dull too long; mark your sordid X on me.
-New Young Pony Club
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