Quotes added on Monday, February 25 2008

it shouldnt matter that shes hotter or more athletic! it should matter that she hurt it and she lied! it should matter that i care more but no its all about looks with you! you couldnt care less if you hurt me or me at all for that matter but for some reason all i care about anymore is you.... </3
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

this was from comedy centrals website...not me at all..
Never play leap frog with a unicorn----unless you like pain in the but.
i guess i didn't get the memo-
since when did best friends forever change to
best friends until i find someone better </3
so i guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons
and maybe we'll never know most of them.
hands down your they best thing thats happened to me
yet.
we're all a little weird
and life's a little weird,
and when we find someone
Whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them,
and fall in mutual weirdness,
and call it love ♥
she talks about you like
you put the stars in the sky.
I'm holding on,
I'm barely breathing,
A broken heart,
Thats barely beating....
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