NEVER
DRINK DIET S0DA. It shows you have no nerve.
Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks,
or Vitamin Water. Hate champagne, because that's
what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the
best party drinks. You never get tired. You never have
a hangover. And you can make fun of all the loaded
people who think they're clever but are really acting
stupid.
- Paris Hilton