A man is digging in the ground when he finds a bottle as he is brushing it off a genie appears.
Genie: u freed me, now u get 1 wish
Man: ok..... hhhmmm...... I know!!! I want u 2 buld a bridge from Califorina to Hawaii.
Genie: What?!?!?! R u kidding, thats impossible it is an enginerring impossible! Do u know how maney miles that is?!?!
Genie: U must choose another wish!
Man: Ok
Man: Ok, hear it is.... i want to be able to understand women.
There is a long silence.
Genie: One lane or two?
Not my creditttttt :]