Quotes added on Wednesday, July 16 2008

Instructions are dumb

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As oposed to what? Outer space?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(what else were you supposed to do with them?)
The freshmen girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy, the sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl, the Junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man, the senior man, all hott and wild, secretly loves the freshmen child.
Me and my girliess...
were the people you wish you could bee...
we know ur jealous, you cant help ittt
we are just sooooo irrisistible
[i.n.t.i.t.a.l.s.h.e.r.e.]<3


*change the colors if you want
he handed her a dozen roses
eleven real and one fake
he told her he would love her till the last rose dies...
I  have skittles in my mouth..
Wanna taste the rainbow

Oooft yeah ;) x

he walks past me,cant he tell that
i cant breathe
My hands shake cause today,
i know you're gonna break my heart and,
my life [[ w i t h o u t ]]  you in it
is a life thats not worth living.
i'll be strong but i wish i was someone else,
anyone but me tonight
SHAK- SHAKE;;
shake, shake, it

-shake it by metro station
SUMMER
       [ '08 gonna be great ]
Being beautiful is something special
but it comes with a price.
Every beautiful girl has a jelous hater on their territory.

make it pretty :]
all me ^^
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