Quotes for August 10, 2008

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even when shit gets hard i'm going
to make sure that i'm around to hold you down
will never leave your side until the day i die
i'm gonna hold you down _ ; *
recognize that this game could be hard
long as you roll with me, we are down
here by your side always to hold you down baby
 <33 ; ¢¾

add to favs - #264885 by kammiezx11 on August 10, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Let's start a 
Riot!

add to favs - #264884 by xXfuninthesunXx on August 10, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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You wished that I would see WHO YOU REALLY ARE
But be careful what you wish for BECAUSE NOW I SEE
right through who i thought you were  

add to favs - #264883 by xXfuninthesunXx on August 10, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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it's the gulit
that's eating you alive. you
need to tell someone. you
need to trust me. because
whatever you have done
is never going to be enough
to make me stop loving
you.

add to favs - #264880 by xXfuninthesunXx on August 10, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he
was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

gives you some good ideas doesnt it?

add to favs - #264879 by sheislegend321 on August 10, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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       And for some reason my heart still races everytime I get a   
                        Text message hoping it's you.


                                         </3 </3 </3

add to favs - #264878 by sheislegend321 on August 10, 2008 filed under break up - get code - report quote

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i never ment to cause you trouble
oh, never ment to do you wrong
oh, lifes ending  and  still you
find strength to move on  

add to favs - #264875 by colormepink024 on August 10, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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  lets just be two people
who dont know what they want
except, i know i want you
not all of you, just enough
to make you want it all.

add to favs - #264873 by colormepink024 on August 10, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come and let me out

add to favs - #264872 by crazychicie5 on August 10, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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Girl: I Like him
Friend: You do, really?
Girl: Yeah
Friend: Why?
Girl: Are you serious? Have you seen him SMILE?
Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too
Girl: he does? How do you know?
HIM: because i know your friend's password

add to favs - #264871 by slice_of_heaven on August 10, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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