Dear Frank,
I'm sorry that I've been posting numerous Frerard fanfictions online. And that I've been using your name to put comments like, "Oh baby, that's so hot. Do me now." It was just supposed to be fun. Oh, and it was me who put ice in the showerhead. Sorry.
Dear Bob,
It was me who put that cardboard cutout of you outside of the police station when Mikey and I egged it. And I'm sorry I didn't support you when the police came and cavity searched you. But it wasn't me who put the video on the web. Seriously.
Dear Ray,
I know you think it was me, but I'm not the one who spread the rumor about you and Bob getting it on in the bunk room. IAnd I'm sorry I froze your boxers overnight. Oh, and us leaving you at the gas station wasn't an accident. Sorry.
Dear Mikey,
I was the one who replaced your sun block with tanning oil. And I'm sorry I told you that to make the burns go away you have to pee on them. Turns out, that's for jellyfish stings. AND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WRITING WAYCEST SHIT ONLINE. I CHECKED YOUR MAIL. I also downloaded gay midget lumberjack porn onto your laptop. So ha.
Love,
Gerard
*fanfiction thing. not mine, no copyright intended.
