Quotes added on Monday, September 22 2008
REMEMBER
WHEN................
we hated the bus so your mom would pick me up every morning just to take us to school
we listened to shakira and james blunt in the car all the time and we memorized every song
we use to fight over the computer and who got to go on aim first
I taught your sister how to shake her butt
your sister pushed me in the wall because i stole a piece of her gum
we shaved your arms and then my razor got taken away
we sat in your room crying for nooo reasonnn
we climbed the rocks by your house in the snow and your foot got stuck
we went bowling in our pj's
we went to the hosptal to see your grandma and i spilled tea on the chairs and table
we both were in love with your hot neighbors
THOSE WHERE THE GOOD OLD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we hated the bus so your mom would pick me up every morning just to take us to school
we listened to shakira and james blunt in the car all the time and we memorized every song
we use to fight over the computer and who got to go on aim first
I taught your sister how to shake her butt
your sister pushed me in the wall because i stole a piece of her gum
we shaved your arms and then my razor got taken away
we sat in your room crying for nooo reasonnn
we climbed the rocks by your house in the snow and your foot got stuck
we went bowling in our pj's
we went to the hosptal to see your grandma and i spilled tea on the chairs and table
we both were in love with your hot neighbors
THOSE WHERE THE GOOD OLD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME- What the hell!!!!!!!!!
YOUR MOM- Im gonna tell your mom!!!!!!!
ME- What the hell!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( never gets old )
Little Girls Make Mistakes
once there was a six-year-old girl who went to the playground. she saw a boy holding a cookie. the boy says, "climb up that ladder, and i'll give u my cookie." so the girl does, and she gets the cookie. that day, the girl tells her mom. "mommy!" she said. "i got a cookie because a boy told me to climb up the ladder!" the mother was mad. "don't do that. he's just trying to look at ur underwear."
the next day the little girl goes back to the playground. so does the boy. he was holding a dollar. "climb up the ladder and i'll give you my dollar." he said. and so the girl climbs up and she got the dollar. she comes home and says to her mom, "mommy! i got a dollar because the boy told me to climb the ladder!" her mother was really mad now. "what did i tell you? he's just trying to look at ur underwear!"
the next day she goes to the playground once again. she saw the boy, but this time he was holding five dollars. "if u climb up the ladder i'll give you five dollars." after she climbed up, she got the money. she comes home and says, "mommy! i got five dollars because i climbed the ladder!" the mother was so angry she almost threw a fit. "i've told a million times!!! DONT CLIMB THE LADDER!!! he's trying to look at your underwear!!" but the girl smiled and said, "don't worry mommy. this time i didnt wear any underwear!!"
haha. not mine.
i just thought it
was really funny.
once there was a six-year-old girl who went to the playground. she saw a boy holding a cookie. the boy says, "climb up that ladder, and i'll give u my cookie." so the girl does, and she gets the cookie. that day, the girl tells her mom. "mommy!" she said. "i got a cookie because a boy told me to climb up the ladder!" the mother was mad. "don't do that. he's just trying to look at ur underwear."
the next day the little girl goes back to the playground. so does the boy. he was holding a dollar. "climb up the ladder and i'll give you my dollar." he said. and so the girl climbs up and she got the dollar. she comes home and says to her mom, "mommy! i got a dollar because the boy told me to climb the ladder!" her mother was really mad now. "what did i tell you? he's just trying to look at ur underwear!"
the next day she goes to the playground once again. she saw the boy, but this time he was holding five dollars. "if u climb up the ladder i'll give you five dollars." after she climbed up, she got the money. she comes home and says, "mommy! i got five dollars because i climbed the ladder!" the mother was so angry she almost threw a fit. "i've told a million times!!! DONT CLIMB THE LADDER!!! he's trying to look at your underwear!!" but the girl smiled and said, "don't worry mommy. this time i didnt wear any underwear!!"
haha. not mine.
i just thought it
was really funny.
& even though i really loved you
ima smile cuz i deserve to
ima smile cuz i deserve to
REMEMBER WHEN................
we hated the bus so your mom would pick us up every morning to take us to school
we listened to shakira and james blunt in the car all the time and we memorized every song and sang to each other
we sat in my lawn and played on our phone and we called people and thought about hot guys
we went swimming in my pool and it was freezing
we like always went to dairy queen and we were being our fat selves and we sat by the little river thing staring at fat ducks
we use to fight over the computer and who got to go on aim first
we dialed a bad number and got our phones taken away for about six months
you taught my sister how to shake her butt
in fifth grade we were fighting over a binder and i had a bottle of water in my hands and you shoved the binder into my elbow and the water spilled all over mr. moyer and we could not stop laughing
my sister pushed you in the wall because you stole a piece of her gum
we shaved my arms and then your razor got taken away so you came over my house and used mine
we sat in my room crying for no reason at all
you had like some kind of candy that people wanted and everyones like can i have some and your like um no but i can knit you a scarf
me and my sister walked all the way to your house and when we got there your mom got mad because we walked on busy streets and she took us home and we got in so mcuh trouble
we climbed the rocks by my house in the snow and my foot got stuck
we were both at rite aid and i heard you laughing on the other aisle about pregnancy tests
we went bowling in our PJ'S!
we went to the hosptal to see my grandma and you spilled tea on the chairs and table
we both were in love with your my neighbors
do you remeber how we met it was in fifth grade and we were both brats and you hung out with all the dorky horse girls on the fire truck thing and i was on the playground bars with all the gymnastics chicks and our teacher mr. moyer assigned us seats and i knew i had to sit next to you and i was all worried because i was stupid and listened to what every one said and as soon as we got in the class room i sat down nervosly and looked at you and gave you the dorkiest smile ever and said hi! and your like umm hi...and i was like well lets be friends and your like umm no lets not....and i was like come on lets get off to a good start and your like i hate you and boy has that changed or what now were best friends
THOSE WHERE THE GOOD OLD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be there for you through it all,
Even if saving you, Sends me to heaven.
Even if saving you, Sends me to heaven.
You're the voice I hear
inside my head.
The reason that,
I'm Singing.
The reason that,
I'm Singing.
« Remember
When
«
dads shoulders were the highest place on earth
and your mom was your one and only hero
when the worst things you could get from boys were cooties
and the only things that hurt you were skinned knees.
getting high meant swinging on the playground
the only drug you knew was cough medicine
race issues were about who ran the fastest
when protection meant wearing a helmet
goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut
and war only was a card game?
and yet we could not wait to grow up.
dads shoulders were the highest place on earth
and your mom was your one and only hero
when the worst things you could get from boys were cooties
and the only things that hurt you were skinned knees.
getting high meant swinging on the playground
the only drug you knew was cough medicine
race issues were about who ran the fastest
when protection meant wearing a helmet
goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut
and war only was a card game?
and yet we could not wait to grow up.
