Quotes for September 30, 2008

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TE AMO <3

add to favs - #299601 by iiNLuV123 on September 30, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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&& SOMETIMES
you make me so mad i wanna
throw you in the middle of
on-going traffic;
but then i realize
i would probably kill myself trying to
save YOU.

add to favs - #299600 by iiNLuV123 on September 30, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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[BUSY]
LEAVE A MSSG & I'LL GET BACK AT YOU LATA...NO PROMISES THOUGH! :)

add to favs - #299599 by iiNLuV123 on September 30, 2008 filed under away messages - get code - report quote

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January------I kicked..
>February-----I loved..
>March---------I smoked..
>April-----------I dry humped.. << NOT
>May-----------I choked on..
>June----------I murdered.. (yikes)
>July-----------I did the Macarena With..
>August-------I had lunch with..
>September---I danced with..
>October------I sang to..
>November----I yelled at..
>December----I ran over..

>>>> Pick the day (number) you were born on <<<<

>1-------anthony
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Model
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>10------my neighbor
>11------my science teacher
>12------a banana
>13------a fireman
>14------a stuffed animal
>15------a goat
>16------a pickle
>17------your mom
>18-------a spoon
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------Chuck Norris
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a squirrel
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my brother
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy

>>>> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing <<<<

>White---------because I'm cool like that
>Black---------because that's how I roll.
>Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
>Red-----------because the voices told me to.
>Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>Green---------because I hate myself & you too. << j/k
>Purple--------because I'm cool.
>Gray----------because I was drunk as a skunk
>Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000
>Orange -------because I hate my family.
>Brown---------because I wanted to
>Other---------because I'm a ninja.
>None----------because I cant control myself


not mine...i liked it a lot & wanted to save it..no credit to me.

add to favs - #299596 by xoxobabixgurllxoxo on September 30, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." -Mitch Hedberg

add to favs - #299595 by slice_of_heaven on September 30, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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"The only dreams that matter are the ones you have when you're awake." - John O'Callaghan

add to favs - #299594 by slice_of_heaven on September 30, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Music Screams the Words We are too Afraid to Speak.

add to favs - #299593 by slice_of_heaven on September 30, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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it doesn't matter what people say....
you are always going to be my
BEST FRIEND  <3

add to favs - #299592 by sportschic145 on September 30, 2008 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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&you probably cant tell
  but she's just always
Thinking of you

add to favs - #299591 by XoXolilpinkXoXo on September 30, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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You're so busy changing the world
Just one smile and you could change all of mine
We share the same soul
-Jack Johnson

add to favs - #299590 by slice_of_heaven on September 30, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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