Quotes added on Sunday, November 2 2008

i'm the kind of girl you can hear from miles away. the kind that if your sad its her job to make you happy ... the kind of girl who keeps messing up & saying "sorry." i trip over everything, i'm such a klutz & i get so mad at the simplest things, but i'm also the girl who holds everything back. if you ask me whats wrong i'll just lie & smile, saying, "oh nothing." the girl who's afraid to love, because she already lost so much. </3
my happy place is closed for
        RENOVATIONS.
SATAN SUCKS;;
tell everyone

cry me a.....river

build a.......bridge

and get over.............it.<3



short people
-last to get rained on
-first to drown
OnlyIfYouKnew
how special u are to me.




RaTe HiGh If YoU tHiNk LoViNg Is WaY eAsIeR tHaN tElLiNg SoMeOnE yOu LoVe ThEm

This is to all the girls
that have a boyfriend
but doesnt love him
she loves someone else
and is to scared to let people know
to the girl that is lying to her boyfriend
because of that other boy 
To these girls
we know   
((it hurts))

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.






sooo sooo funny!!!!!! READ ALL!!!!!!
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says,

                                 "ohh crap! 
                                           she's up!!"
LiVELaUGHLoVE



--------->> the three most important letters of the english language










gracie.m <33
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