Quotes added on Tuesday, December 2 2008

we're one mistake from bein' together but let's not ask why it's not right you won't be SEVENTEEN FOREVER and we can get away with this Tonight....
 the tooth fairy is real
[i can prove it with this check]
wait a second! is that my mom's signature?!


Kinda mine, changedd it a little, hope you likee:)


remember how
he told you you were stupid how
he couldn't even look at you anymore
remember how
he told you you were crazy
how he got out of the car and slammed the door
he said you cant do anything right
why you gotta make me so mad
just get outta my sight
remember that
when its 3 am and he's at your door
and he wants you back and he's begging for forgivness
remember that
when your phone keeps ringing all night long
and that same old weakness gets so strong that you're helpless
remember that



jessica simpson
[remember that]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
its an amazing feeling when you know
you're cared for. when a guy will hold
you from behind and whisper 'iloveyou'
in your ear. when he plays with your
hands under the table. when after he
hugs you and walks to his next class you
can st
ill feel his arms around you.

its just amazing to feel wanted.
to know someone is thinking about you.
that he would give anything to see you smile.
it feels
good.


 
 
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
what can you possibly say to a guy when he
says this right in front of you, about you, well
knowing that you're listening to his every word? :


i have feelings i never thought i would ever have with a girl.
i would give my life for her. i would do anything to be with
her. i give her my heart and swear not to hurt her. i would
never make her do something without her saying 'ok'. i
would kill to get her happy if she ever got depressed again.
i would wish my life away if i could be with her for only one
day
. i care a lot about her and would never go back on my word.


credit to my boyfriend.~
rates would be wonderful =)
you know what i realized
to get a mystical animal all you have to do is add wings
a horse, becomes a peagusus
a lion becomes a girffan
and a hawk..

BECOMES A DOUBLE HAWK!
i had a epiffiny the other day
and its that theres always one person
in every group of friends
that no one likes,
and for all of you who are saying there isnt
YOU. ARE. THAT. PERSON.
i was thinking the other day.
lets just say for some reason you were stuck in a tube.
it wouldn't be YouTube
or Myspace
but
could it be...
MYTUBE?
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