Quotes added on Tuesday, December 2 2008

The Many Meanings of "LOL"
-your boring
-i dont care
-you talk to much
-i wonder what im haveing for dinner....
- a sarcastic lovely
-a way to get you to shut up
-im not really paying attention or reading your texts
-i dont want to pay a high texting bill, so i'll keep putting "lol"
-what you just said makes windows seem smart


and you realize, none of these are saying your funny are they?

when people say they want a super power
they say the want to fly
but its the lamaest super power there is.
all it is
is jumping up into the air , and missing the ground

if you ever come across someone
who says they will grant you 3 wishes
if you help them
screw it.
if they are so magical
they can help themselfs.

you know what i find halrious?
that when you sign up for something online
theres always that big contract thing you have to accept
but no one ever actually reads them

i bet you 10 thousand dollars
that if Walt Disney rose from the dead
and saw what disney had turned into
he would probably kill himself the secound he got the chance to

how do you prove a peice of paper, is a lazy dog in three steps?

1. a piece of paper is a ink-lined plane
2. a inclined plane is a sloap up
3. a slow pup is a lazy dog




[[works better if you say it out loud]

you know what i hate about deserts?
they are all the same thing.
a pie
is a liquid cake
a cake
is a bunch of cup cakes put together
a cupcake is a pretty muffin
and muffins are ugly cupcake
its all the same thing!

A.M.  && P.M.
2 of the most commnly used aconyms
and no one knows what they stand for

truth about me;

i suck at hiding my feelings
sometimes i wish he'd maybe care just a little more
& for someone to listen and tell me everything will be ok
If im quiet there is most likely something wrong
I tend to put peoples feelings before my own even if it means me getting hurt more
ive got problems i cant talk to anyone about, because i think they wouldnt understand
When my friends cry, it makes me want to cry
The little things he does makes my whole day better
Ive got a friend which i pretty much trust with my life, and have know the shortest
My boyfriend and bestfriend hate eachother ;p
I have nights were i cry myself to sleep

My life isnt
PERFECT
but really whos is these days?

:)
cred
except for the first few lines ;D