Quotes added on Wednesday, December 3 2008
In case you needed further proof that the human race is
doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my
hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.
(the
shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular
soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
(but, it's
"just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not
turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot
after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on
body."
(but wouldn't this
save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just
get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor
use only."
(as opposed
to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the
other use."
(now, somebody
out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains
nuts."
(talk about a news
flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands
**Not Mine**
That witty profiles cares more about Twilight
Than the 180 people that died in India
Is it just me, or is this the only one about india on here?
please take a moment for the people in india
Bella and Edward
a lie
possible...
Peanutbutter and Jelly
pencil drawn heart:
easy to draw;
simple to erase;
impossible to draw exactly the same;
Because dancers got the body of a model and cheerleaders just get huge arms from lifting fat/anorexic
girls
SO GUYS SCREW THE B**CHY CHEERLEADERS AND DATE THE DANCERS
XD
hehe
What does
Edward
do
when Bella
is
on her period?
***NOT MINE***
