Quotes added on Saturday, December 13 2008

scenario: a guy talking to his neighbor.
guy: hey, ur brick just broke through my window.
neighbor: wth, man your window chipped my brick!
oh, wait, no, it's fine. you're off the hook.
4 now.
buddy.
Strength lies in differences, not in similarities.
Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason
awkward  Moment #1 :

You purposely drop your pencil on the floor so your crush will pay attention to you when he picks it up.

He bends over and-
You See His Hot Pink Thong.


you soon after walk away.



me: screw you santa go away
santaclaus: o.k. scrooge. that's not the christmas spirit! only mrs claus has that kind of control over me
me: are you pregnant?
santaclaus: maybe ;)
me:shut the hell up santa.
santaclaus: i don't respond to that kind of language. a lump of coal for you

haha i thought this were pretty funny (: santaclaus is awesome

WhereistheLOVE??


credit.

Hold me CLOSE
and tell me
You'll NEVER
let go.
The life given us by nature is short, but the memory of a life well spent is  e t e r n al .



Not Mine~ make it pretty
you’re soft on my lips but rough on my heart.
you pull me together and then you tear me apart.
I'm something
you'll regret losing.
I promise.
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